im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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