what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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