i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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