why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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