I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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