But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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