Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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