I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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