Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize