the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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