laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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