smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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