i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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