Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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