I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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