i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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