I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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