If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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