I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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