Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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