it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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