Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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