He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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