and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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