Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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