Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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