Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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