Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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