white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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