Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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