OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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