The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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