She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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