We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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