How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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