Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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