Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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