either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you would pick up someone in the library
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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