I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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