Don't you send me to vm
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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