so that wasnt chicken after all
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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