I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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