I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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