Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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