erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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