ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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