I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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