When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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