I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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