He had one of those small greek statue penises
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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